Category Archives: Twitter

Selected tweets and replies

Scifi Story Idea

barrycarter: Scifi story idea: Visionaries freeze selves for 5000+ years hoping future’ll improve. Wake to dystopia since world had no visionaries!

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FOREX company bogus bonuses

barrycarter: Lots of Forex companies offer big “$1000” bonuses, provided you trade enough, but the bonus usually works out to 0.1 pip or less!

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Make money fast: resell your free Amazon VPS

barrycarter: Amazon gives all customers a free VPS; I wonder when people will start re-selling this.

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The truth about Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Hawking: digital voice + can’t move on his own + lots of knowledge == android?

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If they ever had kids…

If you combine Stephen King and Stephen HAW-King, do you get Michael Critchon?

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Bad harem pun

If there’s an emergency in a harem, do they send out “attention all eunuchs… attention all eunuchs”?

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Lincoln probably never said this…

Fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Excluding Blacks that is. And people who dont own property. Oh, … Continue reading

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Twitter: vicious circle

Thought: Twitter tells other people what youre doing. But what if you become so addicted that all you ever do is twitter?

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