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Greendale Campus Security Contract

It’s a little hard to read, but here’s what I gleaned from Chang’s contract: GREENDALE CAMPUS SECURITY CONTRACT FOR IMPROVED CAMPUS SECURITY MEASURES BY BEN CHANG * INCREASED SECURITY [????] * COOL NEW UNIFORMS * HEAD OF SECURITY GRANTED POWER … Continue reading

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Kidnapped By Danger: The Avery Jessup Story

Apparently, no one has transcribed this script shot from 30 Rock, so: KIDNAPPED BY DANGER: THE AVERY JESSUP STORY Table Draft 87. SCENE 92 LOCATION: LAVISH WEDDING SET JACK LOOKS AROUND THE WEDDING RECEPTION. ACROSS THE WAY HIS FRIEND LIZ … Continue reading

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Abed’s options with Hilda

In the “80s video game” episode of Community, Abed has several choices when meeting with Hilda. Sample screenshot: Amazingly, I couldn’t find any live pages on the Internet that list all of these options. I did find one in Google’s … Continue reading

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Author of “Science of Death Faking”

Many people noted that the last episode of the 3rd season of Community (possibly the last episode ever) had Starburns with a copy of “Science of Death Faking”. However, no one appears to have noticed the author’s name is “Chris … Continue reading

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Easy to Cheat on Newlywed Game

A couple could easily win the Newlywed Game by 1) copying the previous couple’s answer when possible (ie, when they’re not the first couple answering a question), 2) having a predetermined system for answering multiple choice questions. The system wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Things on GSN that make you go hmmmmm

Which is worse, being a has-been child star who everyone has forgotten about, or being a has-been child star hosting a program on GSN? Does Micky Padilla serve any actual purpose? Why does Joey Fatone refer to Steve Harvey as … Continue reading

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Open letter to over-the-air radio and television broadcasters

Dear over-the-air radio/television broadcaster, For many years now, you have been sending uninvited unencrypted television signals into my home without my permission. Once these signals enter my home, I regard them as my personal property, which is mine to use … Continue reading

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Kryten script-take

At one point in Red Dwarf: Back to Earth, Kryten is reading from a script of “Red Dwarf: Back to Earth” itself, and says “throw us off”. Interestingly, the script just says “throw us”. This is probably just a mistake, … Continue reading

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Not knots/hour?

At one point in Red Dwarf: Back to Earth, Rimmer claims water came rushing down on him at “80 knots per hour”. This is probably just to show Rimmer’s lack of intelligence, but “knots” is a measure of velocity (1 … Continue reading

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If only I had the $$$

In an episode of Big Bang Theory, Sheldon tells Leonard that he dislikes people and would even get rid of Leonard as a roommate if he could afford it. However, in a different episode, Sheldon has lots of extra money … Continue reading

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