Why I Don’t Write Children’s Books

Page 1: See Bob. Hi, Bob.
Page 2: See Dick. Hi, Dick.
Page 3: See Jane. Hi, Jane.
Page 4: See Bob, dick’n Jane. Whoa!

My second try didn’t work either:

Page 1: See Jane. Hi, Jane.
Page 2: See Jack. Hi, Jack.
Page 3: See Fred. Hi, Fred.
Page 4: See Jane jack’n Fred. Whoa!

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