Monthly Archives: December 2012

Things on GSN that make you go hmmmmm

Which is worse, being a has-been child star who everyone has forgotten about, or being a has-been child star hosting a program on GSN? Does Micky Padilla serve any actual purpose? Why does Joey Fatone refer to Steve Harvey as … Continue reading

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Why Science Sucks

Consider this simple example: MAN: I have added two numbers to get 16. SCIENTIST ONE: I hypothesize MAN has added 6 and 5. I test my hypothesis and find that it disagrees with the sum, so I reject it. SCIENTIST … Continue reading

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Words I Would Like Added to the Dictionary

If a jihad is a holy war, a jighad is a holy dance war. Antiovercompoundizationerism: Movement opposed to excessively combining existing words to form new words.

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Why I Don’t Write Children’s Books

Page 1: See Bob. Hi, Bob. Page 2: See Dick. Hi, Dick. Page 3: See Jane. Hi, Jane. Page 4: See Bob, dick’n Jane. Whoa! My second try didn’t work either: Page 1: See Jane. Hi, Jane. Page 2: See … Continue reading

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International Profanic Alphabet (in progress)

ASSHOLE BUTTMUNCH CUNT DICKWAD E? FUCK GODDAMMIT H? I? JERKOFF K? L? MOTHERFUCKER N? O? PUDWHACKER QUEERBAIT R? SHITHEAD TURLINGDROME U? VAGINA WHIPPED X? Y? Z?

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We are stupid stars

Even though it’s an obvious joke of Ke$ha’s song, googling “we are stupid stars” (in quotes) yields only 5 results, wow! http://www.google.com/search?q=%22we%20are%20stupid%20stars%22&btnG=Google+Search

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