Dear over-the-air radio/television broadcaster,
For many years now, you have been sending uninvited unencrypted
television signals into my home without my permission.
Once these signals enter my home, I regard them as my personal
property, which is mine to use in any way I see fit, including,
without limitation, to share these signals with other people, to copy, save, store, edit and retransmit them. This list is not exhaustive, and I also reserve the right to do anything else I may legally do with personal property.