It’s Vagina-clock somewhere?

In the song “Chattahoochee”, Alan Jackson notes the Chattahoochee area
gets hotter than a “hoochie cootchie”, which, to me, means vagina.

If we accept the average temperature of the vagina is 99.6F (same as
rectal temperature), Jackson’s merely saying the Chattahoochee area’s
temperature is sometimes more than 100F.

That’s not super-impressive: many southern cities warm to above 100F
in the summer.

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2 Responses to It’s Vagina-clock somewhere?

  1. Big Steve says:

    Your confusion probably stems from your inability to use a dictionary.

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