Someone should create a Kindle screensaver that looks like an exciting book page and then put their Kindle down just to watch people click “next page”. Example (but a real screensaver would need more text):
“Oh, but you can’t”, Lydia said, her blonde hair streaming in the wind.
“Yes I can”, Barry replied, his pale blue eyes fixing Lydia to the
spot. “You know you want me to!”
“Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!”, screamed Lydia.
Reaching forward, Barry started slowly undoing